๐๏ธ Claude Gets Tenure
OpenAI vs. The Internet: This Wonโt End Well
๐๏ธ Grok 4 Online
Your syllabus just got auto-summarizedโand sold
๐๏ธ Valley Gets Played
Meta Swipe Apple, Cursor Moves Shady, LLMs Get Schooled
๐๏ธ Silicon, Not Salaries
GPT-5 Preview, Altman Picks Cheaper, AGI Needs Legs
๐๏ธ Fake Wins First
Dreams on Fire, Meta Spams You Later, AI Badge
๐๏ธ Scale Got Scaled
Label War, Google Billed Again, $30B Burn
๐๏ธ Running on "Vibes"
Amazon Bot Empire, Beta Forever, Your MD's Fired
๐๏ธ Neural Tapas
Zuckโs Brain Buffet, Siriโs Online Coach, Muskโs Treasure Torrent
๐๏ธ AGI, Meet Reality
Potemkin Collapses, Altmanโs Nightmare, Runway Eats Dreams
๐๏ธ Bubble Trouble
SoftBankโs Late Bet, Altman Torches NYT, Google Triple Releases